A husband rushes into the house sits down and says to his wife

"quick get me a drink before it starts"

so the wife obliges and gets him a drink and he drinks it straight down and says

"quick get me a drink before it starts"

so the wife obliges again. Again he drinks it down and says

"quick get me a drink before it starts"

so the wife obliges once more and again he says

"quick get me a drink before it starts"

This time the wife turns round and says

"look you have only been home 5 minutes and all you have done is order me around, whats going on?"

So the husband replies

"Too late its started already"